I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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