I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
I JUST MACED MY OWN FACE
This is by far the best text I have ever woken up to.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
its liver damage thursday
I know her cup size but not her name....
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