very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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