fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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