i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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