im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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