he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
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Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
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Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
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