Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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