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I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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