S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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