if you like me you must not know who I am
Picture the opening band right now: euro, beer guts, one member in oversized hipster lumberjack apparel, the other in childsized american apparel and shorts. Singing in german.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
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Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
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Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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