I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
Randomize
