JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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