No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
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everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
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It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
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