In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
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