Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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