I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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