At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
It's like God shit irony all over that family
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
tonight lets celebrate not being married
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
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