the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
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he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
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Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
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Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
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