omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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