She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
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