just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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