ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
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If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
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Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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