I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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