I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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