I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
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This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
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THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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