so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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