Your mouth is God's brothel.
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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