How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
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When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
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I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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