OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
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you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
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Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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