fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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