: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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