guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
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so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
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Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
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