I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
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he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
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I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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