redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
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while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
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After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
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