Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
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I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
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Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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