im gay
i know
yea but for you.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
I still have a little drunk in my system
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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