I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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