He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
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