moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
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I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
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Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I think I just sharted jello shots
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