Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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