he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
this must be what syphilis tastes like
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
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