Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
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