I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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