Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
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there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
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we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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