Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
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