what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
it's like heaven, but drunker
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
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