He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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