ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Dude I just masturbated laying underneath my Christmas tree. Apparently all I want for Christmas is to get laid.
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
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I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
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Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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