I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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