Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
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