that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
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I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
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What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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