Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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