So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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