Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
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My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
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your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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