if i died would you start the facebook group?
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
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Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
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I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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