I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
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