woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
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