We won't sleep together?
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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